Friday, September 17, 2010

Meet Harry Reid's Pet

Yes, Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell has some baggage to overcome, but if she gets her act together and exposes her opponent Chris Coons, best known as "Harry Reid's pet", as a self-proclaimed Marxist, Delaware voters may find her more appealing.

In the age of Obama, with socialism the dirtiest word in America, a self-proclaimed Marxist should scare the pants off moderates in the First State. And an endorsement from Dingy Harry Reid should be enough to make a candidate run for the hills.

From Red State:

Meet Chris Coons (D CAND, DE-SEN). Harry Reid’s… pet.

"Understandable that this would be said of Chris Coons: after all, look at that happy grin! That marvelous posture! That glossy coat… pelt… erm, skin! Admittedly, this isn’t the best example of the breed in the smarts department - Coons admitted to being a Marxist in his more hirsute days, and we all know that Marxism is intellectualism for stupid people - but smarts aren’t everything. Particularly when it comes to Democratic Senators: after all, when Carly Fiorina gets done with Senator Ma’am there’s going to be a vacancy anyway. Assuming he survives his own general election, I’m sure that Coons will be a good boy, yes he will, yes he will!

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Heck, I bet he’s even housebroken.

What’s that? I’m being cruel, vicious, and mean by treating Chris Coons as a dog, not a human being? I am showing my utter contempt for the formerly bearded Marxist? I am treating Coons like some sort of… pet?

Tell it to Harry Reid.


'“I’m going to be very honest with you — Chris Coons, everybody knows him in the Democratic caucus. He’s my pet. He’s my favorite candidate,” Reid said.'


Well, maybe there should be an ellipsis and a start-over to the sentence there…


'"I’m glad he’s running. I just think the world of him. He’s my pet."'


No, there probably shouldn’t have been an ellipsis and a start-over to the sentence there."

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