Obama Needs Time

On a light note:

"The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

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America needs Obama care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back of
The hall screaming anti-American slogans and making hateful
Racist remarks. They turned the house lights up and it was
Reverend Wright.

For a moment Obama thought he was back in church and yelled,
'Can I get an amen'?

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Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
Order anything you like and the guy behind you has
To pay for it.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

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Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They all made careers pretending to be black men.

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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.

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Obama has ordered GM to come out with a new model called the Pelosi.
It's a convertible, but no one wants to see it with the top down.

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On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people.
This year Barack Obama went as – Barack Obama.

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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in
The middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
Who would be saved? ....
America !

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Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers."