Friday, October 23, 2009

General Pershing on Terrorism

Want to defeat terrorism? Our government should try the following approach, via Press Democrat:

How to Stop Islamic Terrorists.... It Worked Once in Our History

"Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by Muslim extremists.

In response, General Pershing had 50 terrorists captured and tied to posts for execution. He had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the now horrified terrorists.

As you know, Muslims detest pork, believing them to be filthy animals, which they refuse to eat, touch nor use the by-products of. To them it is believed that doing so will bar them from paradise and their 72 virgins, dooming them to hell.

The soldiers soaked their bullets in the pigs blood and then proceeded to execute 49 of the 50 terrorists by firing squad. Next the soldiers dug a mass grave, dumped in the terrorist corpses and covered them in pigs blood, entrails and body parts. Next, they released the 50th terrorist. For the next 42 years there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world."


Wow! Who knows if this really happened. Does it even matter because it would be an effective technique in stopping terrorism. A little contact with unclean pigs eliminates any hope for a multitude of virgins in paradise. All the incentive goes down the drain in a hurry.

7 comments:

Diogenes said...

Wow, what a truly Religious Rightwingnut approach! Just get rid of that "turn the other cheek" BS and get down to brass tacks: execute them is as disgusting and as perverse way as you can.

That'll teach them damn Islamites!

Aaron H said...

Well, it is pretty certainly a false story. This would be out of character for Pershing, and the idea that putting pigs blood on a dead Muslim makes them believe they don't get to heaven is fiction. That is just not part of their religion. Just doing my part to expose lies.

Here are some sources:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_black_jack_pershing.htm

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.asp

http://boards.history.com/topic/Operation-Iraqi-Freedom/Black-Jack-Pershing/500000909

Publius Pencilman said...

Way to go about exposing liberal lies! By spreading bizarre rumors that you yourself admit are unsubstantiated!

Anonymous said...

wreather the story is true or not doesnt matter......nice idea and good approach to a bunch of nut jobs!

Anonymous said...

Except for the part where it's not true, and it doesn't work. Cause if he really did it the Philiphines still aren't US, and they still have muslim nutjobs there.

Anonymous said...

As for being a deterrent (and it doesn't really matter about the pigs and the virgins), it works on the ones who are executed.

Gooch said...

I've researched this story for some time now, whether it is true or not, It sure is funny as hell, I do know that the Muzzes don't like pigs and pork products, I shook hands with a Muzz and I said excuse me I just got finished cutting up a hog as I gripped his hand, I thought he was going to shit. He alsmost got sick , so I told him I was kidding with him, which I really did cut up a ham and forgot to wash my hands. I hate Muzzes, so to hell with them !